Sibling Pest Control

I live in Des Moines, Iowa with my parents and four younger sisters.  We have a lot of annoying critters in Iowa, like skunks and opossums and sometimes you need to call a pest control company to contain them.  What I don't understand is why no one has thought to create a pest control team for little sisters.  I can't think of anything more pestering.  Little sisters steal you clothes, whine a lot, read your diary, and always want in on your way cool activities like playing kick the can.  I think that someone could make a lot of money by starting a pest control team that focused solely on younger siblings.  Instead of pesticides, they could use duct tape.  This is a company that I would for sure keep on speed dial.  They could also follow you to the movies and on dates to make sure that little sisters do not pursued.  I think that it's a fantastic idea.  I am not in any way insinuating that this pest control company should harm these youngsters in any way whatsoever.  Just make them disappear from time to time when you and your friends could most use some peace and quiet.