Opinions

I like to pride my self on formulating intelligent opinions about various aspects on the world based on evidence drawn from a variety of highly reliable sources.  One such opinion that I have developed is that high maintenance females should not be allowed to own little dogs that bark incessantly in small spaces.  I was once on an eight hour flight to Quito and was found lacking in leg room as a result a personalized dog bed that belonged to the Chiwawa, that belonged to the woman sitting next to me.  She began to tell me about the waterproof dog bed she had ordered online and the washable dog bed that made her pup sneeze.  The bug-eyed, oversized rodent of a dog sat and stared at me the entire time while the woman brushed its fur with her own hair brush.  Disgusting.  Another time, I was sitting in a restaurant when one of the waiters tripped over his feet causing a startling crash.  Little barking sounds began to emerge from under the table next to us and the woman pulled out another personalized dog bed and began to soothe its tiny inhabitant.  The woman then expressed her anger at the waiter for waking up fluffy.  Geez.